Earache my eye de Cheech & Chong

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
but i don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
my daddy, he disowned me 'cause i wear my sister's clothes
he caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
for wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen
------ lead guitar ------
The world's comin' to an end, i don't even care
as long as i can have a limo and my orange hair
and it don't bother me if people think i'm "funny"
'cause i'm a big rock star and i'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha
i'm so bloody rich ha ha ha ha
i own apartment buildings and shopping centers ha ha ha ha
and i only know three chords ha ha ha ha