So Far... de Eminem

I own a mansion, but live in a house
A king-size bed, but I sleep on the couch
I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half full
But my tank is half empty, gasket just blew

This always happens, 30 minutes from home
Gotta lay a log cabin
and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom
In a public stall dropping a football
So every time someone walks in the john I get Madden
''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping
And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin?
Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of tissue
Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad then
''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big fan''
I wiped my ass with it,
crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and
Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end?
Can't park my ass without causing an accident
Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash
Without someone passing through my sub harassing
I'd count my blessings, but I suck at math
I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from succotash
But the antacid is my stomach gas
I mix my corn with my fucking mash
Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country bumpkin ass
Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass
Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper
Tupperware in a covered plastic wear up the ass
Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that?
B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass

Maybe that's why I feel so strange
Got it all, but I still won't change
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
It's the motivation that keeps me going
This is the inspiration I need
I can never turn my back on a city that made me
(Life's been good to me so far)

They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that
Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap
Probably be a giant turd-sack
But I blew, never turned back
Turned 40 and still sag
Teenagers act more fucking mature, Jack
Fuck you gonna say to me?
I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk
My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my work has
I get to meet famous people, look at her, dag
Her nylons ran, her skirt snag
And I heard she drag-races, *burp* swag
Fucking my Hanes shirt tag
You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag
We'd be the perfect match
Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag
My apologies, no disrespect to technology
But what the heck is all of these buttons?
You expect me to sit here and learn that?
Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda?
Be an expert at computers?
I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica,
hell with a Playstation
I'm still on my first manual from Zelda
Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I melt the
Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on bread
Make a sandwich with welch's and belch
They say this spray butter is bad for my health, but
I think there's more white trash from the trailer
Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality helps to
Keep me grounded,
that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I
Managed to dwell within these parameters
Still cramming the shelves full of Hamburger Helper
I can't even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to
Creature of habit,
feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter
With all these pet peeves
God dammit to hell,
I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones
I can't go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the
Other day someone got little elaborate
And stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox
Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings
I think my karma is catching up with me

Maybe that's why I feel so strange
Got it all, but I still won't change
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
It's the motivation that keeps me going
This is the inspiration I need
I can never turn my back on a city that made me
(Life's been good to me so far)

Got friends on Facebook, all over the world
Not sure what that means, they tell me it's good
So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a plaque
I'd hang it up, but the frame is all cracked

I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me
In produce hunched over, giant nosebleed
Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle
By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me
Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Hova
Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries
He just had front row seats,
told me to sign this poster
Then insults me "wow,
up close didn't know you had crow's feet"
I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Costco
Sloppy Joe's, buck waffles
Got caught picking my nose, ah
Look over see these two hot hoes
Finger still up in one of my nostrils
Right next to 'em stuck at the light
This fucking shit is taking forever to change
I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it rubbing it in
Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, play it off
''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik?
Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch
They want me to flip at the label,
but I won't succumb to it
The pressure,
they want me to follow up with another one after Recovery
Was so highly coveted,
but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it?
Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip
Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of bitches
Wrong subdivison to fuck with, bitch
Quit snapping fucking pictures of my kids
I love my titty, but you push me to my limit, what a pity
The shit I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out
Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out
Bitch, I got an elevator in my house
Ants and a mouse, I'm living the dream

Maybe that's why I feel so strange
Got it all, but I still won't change
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
It's the motivation that keeps me going
This is the inspiration I need
I can never turn my back on a city that made me
(Life's been good to me so far)

Tengo una mansión, pero vivo en una casa
Una cama king-size, pero duermo en el sofá
Soy Mr. Brightside, el vaso medio lleno
Pero mi depósito está medio vacío, la junta acaba de reventar

Esto siempre pasa, a 30 minutos de casa
Tengo que hacer un cabaña
y la única opción que tengo es el baño de McDonald's
En un cubículo dejando caer un ladrillo
Así que cada vez que alguien entra al baño me pongo nervioso
''Oye Shady, qué tal?''- Qué? Vamos, amigo, estoy en lo mío
Y me pides autógrafo en una servilleta?
Oh, eso es raro, justo me quedé sin papel higiénico
Sí, pásamelo, pensándolo bien estaré encantado entonces
''Gracias, colega, soy Todd, un gran fan''
Lo usé para limpiarme el culo,
lo arrugué y se lo devolví y
Le dije ''Todd, eres genial'', cuándo acaba toda esta locura?
No puedo aparcar sin causar un accidente
Lleno mi gasolina, corto mi hierva, no puedo sacar la maldita basura
Sin que alguien pase por mi barrio molestando
Contaría mis bendiciones, pero soy malo con las matemáticas
Prefiero revolcarme antes que sufrir por un sucedáneo
Pero los antiácidos son para mis gases estomacales
Mezclo mi maíz con mi jodido puré
Patata, y qué?, chica del campo bésame el trasero
Raíces del sur de Missouri, qué demonios es ser de clase alta?
Llama almuerzo cena, llama cena supper
(Tupperware en recipientes plásticos hasta arriba
, atrapado en el pasado iPod - y eso qué es?)
(Chaval al corazón burro soy una mula obstinada)

Quizás por eso me siento tan extraño
Lo tengo todo pero aún así no voy a cambiar
Quizás por eso no puedo dejar Detroit
Es la motivación que me mantiene en movimiento
Esta es la inspiración que necesito
Nunca podré dar la espalda a una ciudad que me hizo crecer
(La vida ha sido buena conmigo hasta ahora)

Me llaman sin clase; escuché eso y lo apoyo completamente.
No sé qué haría si no fuera rap.
Probablemente sería un saco de mierda gigante.
Pero pegué el salto y nunca miré atrás.
Cumplí 40 y aún sigo como caído.
Los adolescentes actúan mucho más maduros.—Jack—Qué vas a decirme?.
Yo dejo las cosas a mi manera.- idiota-. Estoy volviéndome loco.
Mis nervios están mal; pero amo las ventajas de mi trabajo,
Conozco gente famosa; mira cómo se le rompió el panty.Se había quedado atrapada:*vergonzoso* swagg.Mi ropa Internecio: “Oh." Como Danica Patrick (sí), dame tu número.Soy tu compañero perfecto.%$#@& porque tú eres aspiradora,” yo "gegote" ปา."Está todo bien," "Dame derechos".

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