Chopsticks de Liz Phair

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
he said he liked to do it backwards
i said, "that's just fine with me,
that way we can fuck and watch ;
It was four and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks
he asked if i liked playing jacks
i told him that i was good to sixes
but all hell broke loose after that
I told him that i knew julia roberts when i was twelve at summer camp
we didn't say anything after that
i dropped him off and i drove on home
'cause secretly i'm timid