Evil twin de Love/hate

Once i woke up mild mannered and shy
passed in the pub and i didn't know why
made a sharp turn and i hooked a bee-line
for the tender minute mender, bad news sender, liquid vendor
After twice his normal dose
he thought he's go make the most
in mid-stride of a vague adventure
hangin' from a stranger's
10th floor balcony
It wasn't me
it must have been
my my evil twin
it wasn't me
it must have been
my evil my evil
Push came to shove and the stranger decided she could fly
saw you in a cornfield two days
later with a scarecrow
in old cobb
It wasn't me
it must have been
my my evil twin
it wasn't me
it must have been
my evil my evil
And i'm not capable of that kind of sin
and i'm not capable of that kind of death wishin'
It wasn't me
it must have been
my my evil twin
it wasn't me
it must have been
my my evil twin
it wasn't me
it must have been
my evil my evil
it wasn't me
it must have been
my evil my evil
it wasn't me
it must have been
my my evil twin