Eric the half a bee de Monty Python

A two-- a
half a bee, philosophically,
must, ipso facto, half not be.
but half the bee has got to be
vis a vis, its entity. d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
or not to be an entire bee
when half the bee is not a bee
due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,
eric the half a bee.
a b c d e f g,
eric the half a bee.
Is this wretched demi-bee,
half-asleep upon my knee,
some freak from a menagerie?
no it's eric the half a bee
Fiddle de dum, fiddle de dee,
eric the half a bee.
ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
eric the half a bee.
I love this hive, employee-ee,
bisected accidentally,
one summer afternoon by me,
i love him carnally.
He loves him carnally,
semi-carnally.
the end.
Cyril connelly?
no; semi-carnally
oh.
Cyril connelly.