Alsatian cousin de Morrissey

Were you and he lovers ?
and would you say so if you were ?
on a forecourt
on a friday
passing my way

Were you and he lovers ?
and if you were, then say that you were!
on a groundsheet
under canvas
with your tent-flap
open wide

a note upon his desk
" bring me home and have me!"
leather elbows on a tweed coat
-oh!-
is that the best you can do ?
so came his reply :
"but on the desk is where i want you!"

so i ask (even though i know):
were you and he lovers ?