Dmv de Primus

I've been to hell. i spell spell it dmv
anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean
stood there and i've waited and choked back the urge to scream
and if i had my druthers i'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless
When i need relief i spell it thc
perhpas you may know vaguely what i mean
i sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
as i slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
there comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless
I've been to hell. i spell spell it dmv
anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean
i've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
and if i had my druthers i'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless