Fat cat keeps getting fatter de Squirrel Nut Zippers

Ev'ry dog will have its day
thats what people used to say
nowadays thats not the case
cuz theres a fat cat runs the place
: while the cats away the rats will surely go down
listen up cuz im tellin you the low down
what does it matter if hes getting fatter
what does it matter if fat cat keeps getting fatter(end chorus)
fat cat keeps getting fatter
he comes in most ev'ry night
wakes me up before daylight
all around that house of mine
its pit pat pit pat pit pat all the time