Fat girl rag de Stan Rogers

Now saturday night on highway eight,
a two ton blimp derailed a freight,
the shock broke windows fifteen miles
they declared the train a total wreck,
stella was treated for scratches on her face and neck,
she's my two ton sweety,
my darling stella
Sixty six bust and a forty eight waist,
eighty two hips and elephant legs,
and looking at stella grey from the behind,
just makes me go outta my mind,
woh how i love stella grey
one quarter ton of bounce and
she's my mammoth mamma,
my darling stella
Now she's so fat that if you want,
you can see her backside from the front,
she gives me a thrill when she bellows "honey"
twice as much girl for the
(spoken): now you gotta remember friends
that this was in the days before women's
(sung): now she's my bulgy baby,
my darling stella
Now she's not much for looks but she's hell on strong,
trims her beard when it gets long,
keeps her hair cut close to her head,
never lets me into her (spoken) and i'm glad
but still i love stella
since i've known her my life has really been so gay,
She's my heavy duty honey,
my darling stella
i say.
my darling stella
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my darling stella grey