Crazy rap de Afroman

(wait a minute, man. hey, check this out, tell it. it was this blind man, right?
man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?
he was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
hey. he walked past this fish market, you know what i'm sayin'?
he stopped, he took a deep breath, he said,
woooooo, good morning, ladies.
you like that shit, man? hey, man, i got a gang of that shit, man.
i tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums,
everybody just crowd around the mic, i'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes.
but first, i'ma start it off like this. hey, help me sing it, homeboy.)
colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need.
we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
and as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sell tapes from here to hong kong.
so roll, roll, roll my joint. pick out the seeds and stems.
feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale, skatin' on dayton rims.
so roll, roll the '83 cadillac coup de ville.
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, i bet my caddy will.
Well it was just sundown in a small white town. they call it eastside palmdale.
when the afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
well, i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when i met a little girl named jan.
i let her ride in my caddy cause i didn't know her daddy was the leader of the klu klux klan.
we fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo', fucked so long, i grew a fuckin' afro.
then i fucked to the left, fucked to the right. she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.
i thought to myself, sheba, sheba got my ass lookin' like a zebra
i pulled on my clothes and i was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet.
i ran. i jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. the mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.
but i ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy i ever had.
i got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. i'm a fuck that bitch just one more time.
Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need.
we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
and as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sell tapes from here to hong kong.
so roll, roll, roll my joint. pick out the seeds and stems.
feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale, skatin' on dayton rims.
so roll, roll the '83 cadillac coup de ville.
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, i bet my caddy will.
I met this lady in hollywood. she had green hair, but damn she looked good.
i took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
i met this lady from japan, never made love with an african.
i fucked her once, i fucked her twice. i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
don't be amazed at the stories i tell ya. i met a woman in the heart of australia.
had a big butt and big titties, too, so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
see, i met this lady from hawaii. stuck it in her ass, and she said, aiiiiieeee
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch.
met colonel sander's wife in the state of kentucky. she said, i'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
i came in her mouth. it was a crisis. i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need.
we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
and as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sell tapes from here to hong kong.
hey, wait a minute man, check this out.
I met dolly parton in tennessee. her titties were filled with hennesy.
that country music nearly drove me crazy, but i rode that ass and said, yes, miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
met this lady in michigan; i can't wait 'til i fuck that bitch again.
met a real black girl in south carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
fucked this hooker in iowa. i fucked her on credit, so i owe her.
fucked this girl, down in georgia; came in her mouth. man, i thought i told ya.
met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of mexico.
fine young thing, said her name's maria. i wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla.
i wanna get married, but i can't afford it. i know i'ma cry when she gets deported.
Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need.
we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
and as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong, sell tapes from here to hong kong.
Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good? (say what?)
and then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her so long to come (say what?)
then a dude walks in. that's her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from? (where you from, man?)
so you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (i don't bang.), you start talkin' real fast.
but he's already mad, cause you fuckin' his wife, so he starts beatin' on your ass.
now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now it's soft. (whut?)
you thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off.

Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need.
we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.

(espera un momento, amigo. oye, mira esto, cuéntalo. era un hombre ciego, verdad?
amigo, escucha esto- era un hombre ciego, verdad?
él iba sintiendo el camino por la calle con este bastón, sabes?
oye. pasó junto a una pescadería, sabes a lo que me refiero?
se detuvo, tomó una profunda respiración y dijo,
woooooo, buenos días, damas.
te gusta eso, amigo? oye, amigo, tengo un montón de eso.
déjame decirte- mi colega en la guitarra, el tonto en la batería,
todos alrededor del micrófono, les contaré todos estos malditos chistes.
pero primero voy a comenzar así. oye, ayúdame a cantarlo, hermano.)
Colt 45 y dos zig zags, cariño eso es todo lo que necesitamos.
podemos ir al parque después de anochecer, fumar esa hierba.
y mientras quema la marihuana podemos turnarnos cantando esas canciones de rap sucias
detenemos y fumamos como Cheech y Chong, vendemos cintas de aquí a Hong Kong.
así que enrolla, enrolla mi porro. quita las semillas y los tallos.
sintiéndome alto como el infierno volando por Palmdale, patinando sobre llantas Dayton.
así que enrolla, enrolla el Cadillac coupé de '83.
si mis cintas y mis CDs no se venden, apuesto a que mi Caddy sí lo hará.
Bueno era solo la puesta de sol en un pequeño pueblo blanco. lo llaman Eastside Palmdale.
cuando Afroman caminó por la tierra blanca, las casas se pusieron a la venta.
bueno, yo estaba parado en la esquina vendiendo CDs de rap cuando conocí a una niña llamada Jan.
la dejé montar en mi Caddy porque no sabía que su padre era el líder del Ku Klux Klan.
follamos en la cama, follamos en el suelo; follemos tanto que me creció un maldito afro.
entonces follé hacia la izquierda; follé hacia la derecha. ella chupó mi polla hasta que se volvió blanca.
pensé para mí mismo: Sheba (Sheba) tiene mi trasero luciendo como una cebra
me puse la ropa y me fui; hasta que su padre llegó en un Chevrolet.
corrí. salté por la ventana trasera pero su padre me esperaba con una madera 2x4.
oh; me golpeó hacia la izquierda; me golpeó hacia la derecha. el hijo de puta me estuvo dando palizas toda la noche.
pero no estoy enfadado con su papá prejuicioso; es el mejor jodido sexo que he tenido jamás.
tengo una bolsa de hierba y una botella de vino. voy a joder a esa chica solo una vez más.
Colt 45 y dos zig zags; cariño eso es todo lo que necesitamos.
podemos ir al parque después del anochecer; fumar esa hierba .
Y mientras arde marihuana podemos turnarnos ; cantando esas canciones de rap sucias
detenemos , damos esos bongazos como Cheech & Chong , vendemos cintas desde aquí hasta Hong Kong .
Así que enrolla , enrolla , enrolla mi porrito . baja las semillas ya las ramas .
sintiéndonos altos como demonios volando sobre Palmdale , patinando sobre llantas Dayton.

Conocí a esta dama en Hollywood . tenía cabello verde , pero vamos estaba hermosa .
La llevé conmigo porque estaba buena , pero sacó un miembro más grande que el mío .< /p>

Conocí a esta mujer de Japón ; nunca había hecho el amor con una africana .
La follo una vez ; La follo dos veces ; comí aquella zorra como arroz frito con camarones .

No te sorprendas con las historias que te cuento ; conocí a una mujer en el corazón de Australia .< /p>

Tenía un gran trasero y unos grandes pechos también ; así subí por su trasero como un canguro .

Ves conocí a esta dama de Hawái ; le metí por detrás,y dijo:”aiiiieee “
labios fueron desayuno ;su vagina fue almuerzo , después sus tetas est